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Q: Dear Axe Cop, How did you become a cop? Was the training hard?? - anonymous. A. No. There was no training. I just took my axe to a cop station. There was nobody there. There was free sign ups. So I signed up. I put on my suit. Then I sat down and waited for a crime. Then I became a cop. "Time to get to work!" *runs out wielding axe* - Axe Cop, "Ask Ask Cop #5" Note: The above is the application process for becoming an Axe Cop, not an actual law enforcement official...